Birthday Surprise

Sooo touched can.
Trick me to newton to have dinner and say on her treat.
Wow $170 BUCKS eating not so niceeeee food.
Den while i am accompanying fat jean to smoke took out cake and put damn MANY FUCKING CANDLES...
CB i said i am 24 right u dun need to put more den 30 Candles on IT!
Thank YOU AH!!!

One Gigantic Tiger Prawn costs $21 EACH!!!And we Order 3 SOMEMORE all Eaten BY Jean The FAT ARSE!




Watever angle you see Jean is always tat Fat FACE!


Super Zhen?


We are getting all pampered by food and fatter each day!


I look so freaking old can...


KNN 24 nia put more den 30 candles on it..





This piece is for JEAN LOR!





To sum it up..
I Heart YOU TWO LA!!!

Devils Clutches..

Save me from them omg..
Bloody Monday and Tuesday continuous drinking PCB.

Liang Yanzhen and Liang Yan (??)
HAHAHAHAHA..
Damn Hilarious..

You guys just cant stop your freaking mouth from drinking is it.
YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND I WAN TO REST IS IT.
CB!I WAN TO REST TILL FRIDAY LA!


NNB CCB!

Yummy !

RESTAURANT EMBER HERE I COME WOOT...
MISS LEONG YANZHEN DUN TRY TO BE MY GF AND COME AND CHEAT FOOD TO EAT..
NO WAY!!!
I WILL FREAKING POST ALL THE PHOTOS AND TAG YOU IN IT DUN WORRY!..
MUAHAHAHAHAH!

Monday Morning!

Man cheats for Lust.
Woman cheats for Love.

How true that is?










Its so freaking true....

Birding alone on a Sunday

Damn kena throw one aeroplane from boss cb fuking wait for 2hrs and he never turn up.CCB i already knew confirm sleeping.Still wan to discuss and clear up the old office wtf..End up i was wet and order fuking macdonalds and eat alone..
Freaking lazy to go out to do some shopping..Raining everywhere puiz puiz puiz..
Fucking Bored..
Watch Step Brothers and Meet Dave Ytd nite..
What a goondu show...
Not really worth to watch at all.

Why am i here so boring.CB tomolo gotta work again..4 More Work days and poof enjoy my fucking long weekend..Time to enjoy some food and booze and will see whether i am able to kill myself on a Saturday =)

L O V E

Let
Off
Very
Easily

KNN why the fuck am i emoing at this time..
CB i told myself no MORE!!!
Why cant i live ALONE!
PCB!!!!
KNN KNN KNN KNN!!
Time heals HEAL ZI KI LAN!

CB ok i go bird alone now *Yawning*

At home sleep is call shoik...

A conversation downstairs my blk with a lady whom rides R1..
Quite a glamorous lady and i tink shes much older den me =)
She alighted from her cab and saw me washing my bike.

She : Hi erm Are you sure here can wash bike?
Me :(Pissed off Look)
She : Sorry do you understand english or you speak mandarin?
Me :Yes i do speak english
She :Oh i am the one riding the R1 bike below.
Me :(Happy Look) Oh its you.Yeah you can wash your bike here.
She :Where do you get the water source?Anywhere here?
Me :Its near the pool there you know the barbeque area with the sink over there?
She :Oh so can pull any hose over to wash?
Me :Ha cannot just use a pail and walk over to get water lor
She : Ha lazy to wash bike getting abit dirty already but dunno where to wash.
Me :(Smile)

At first i thought she wanted to ask me whether i was able to wash the bike and might wan to complain me for using a area tat ppl alight off from cabs..Haha i misunderstood her... =)

What a pretty lady!!!!Someone tat Adores BIKES!!!

CHEE HONG NESS!!!

On a stupid Weekday again..Fucking shit these two devils bitch kip jioing me to DRINK ON A FUCKING WEEKDAY!And CCB say they TREAT IN THE END I PAY PCB!CCB LEONG YANZHEN YOU FUCKING LIAR!!!!!
CCB lor say Jean rich will treat NB CB CB CB CB CB!
I was fucking stuck at work discussing stuffs with my boss cb.
I came late also kpkb say u birding alone cb somemore eat a lousy food at there.
And who the hell wan to rape u Hur Hur Hur..And how come only mangala is interested in you ah?Come on get a life you so ugly lor no wonder hahahahaha...



Had so much fun at Crazy Hours 6 jugs of Beer 2 more at Le Bar and 1 bottle of Martell and i didnt even drink 2 cups..Stupid gambling queen met her match and lost freaking many cups of BEER!Ended drunk and only jean and ME are SOBER!..Phew lucky i gt a ninja skill of disappearing act and poof was at home hahaha..Enjoy your freaking drunken weekdays and ended up at home SLEEPING..Freaking WEak the both of you!!You can Rongwei can go hold hands and go sleep!!!Muhahahaa..





Act as if she is doing promotion


I si bei buay song lor haha


Fat and Fat = ???


Laugh at me open for you CCB!





Act as if beer queen


This one look like freak


So enjoy with her fiance


One whole straight.


Enjoying her singing


Looks like holding on to something?haha







Fri at home while waiting fall asleep.Stupid bitch makeup pull armpit hair la do so much stuffs until so FUCKING LONG!Went to St James and saw Elynn..Getting prettier den before but most probably bcos fat liao hahah..Bump into Keyuan den the two bitches came..Squeeze into boiler to give me Hong Abit hahaha.CB all say i chee hong den fucking hell in the end who HONG UNTIL NEVER CAME BACK AH!
Worst part drank Johnny Walker Black Label OMG!Wtf is tat liqour i almost vomitted out...Seems like a fruitful clubbing day saw so many friends i never seen in YEARS!
Pat John and i even saw Allan boy..This guy was in prison for fucking 10 yrs when he was just 17 yrs OLD!And finally he came ouT!!!And ppl do change cos for 10 yrs after 1 yr outside in the world became another fat pig ahhaha...Ended up Jean and Zhen all drunk and i am busying running around entertaining ppl.CB lor knn ZHEN DUNNO HOW TO TAKE CARE OF OWN SISTER!PUIZ PUIZ PUIZ!..You Better PAY ME THE CAB FARE FOR SENDING YR SISTER HOME CB!So many drunken cats when the crowd disperse..I freaking reach home at 630am CCB.Tired CAN!..ALL The CHEE HONG KIAS GAther together and go CHee HOng and never came back = Win...I am like babysitter watching these drunken cats..Tamade...
Next time dun wan to look after you two anymore...Go and Bird Alone next time.Puiz puiz puiz....